who wouldnt laugh!

I hate old people.

Old people suck and there's just too damn many of them. I think if you're old, you can't walk, can't wipe your own ass, you should be euthanized. I think anyone who doesn't contribute to society should be put to death. Ask yourself the true purpose of living. It is to give back to society. If you no longer can contribute then you are useless. It's sad, I know. wah wah wah. But old people are nice and all that other stuff. Whatever. I never said ALL old people must die, just the one's who no longer function as a member of society. If you're old but you can still take care of grandkids then you still are a useful person. Congratulations, your life is safe.I'm talking about the old people who just suck. I mean face it. We humans are so scared of facing the truth that we always find ways to lie to ourselves. Instead of just accepting the fact that when we get old, we are in fact dying! Actually, think about this: From the second you are born, you gradually start dying after that; the disease: life. OK so maybe that's a little pessimistic but like after you're 24 years old, things start to go downhill. You start aging. What do you think aging is? It's fucking DYING. SO old people, you're so damn close to death you don't even know it. Your skin is hanging off, your vision is going away, you can't walk or run as much anymore, your immune system is weaker and your brain is starting to rot so you have memory problems, you drive in the left lane at like 35 miles an hour. What the fuck are you doing with a deadly weapon in your hand? That's right the car, you're behind the wheel, your hands are on the wheel, you're in control of a 3,500 pound deadly weapon! Get the fuck off the road!

Ok... no where was I. Oh yeah, old people. Actually people in general. If you don't contribute positively to society is there really a use for you? Criminals, retards, murderers, old people, handicaps whatever. It seems like I'm being harsh but lets face it. The world can't provide enough resources to sustain all humans and with advances in the medical field we live forever! Life is long, we take it for granted. Do we forget that it can be over at any time? I think people need to live shorter more fulfilling lives instead of long dragged out shitty ones. Bye bye for now.

Dress Up.. Pt 2

"hmmm thairone this is so stupid this doesnt make any sense imma back up dudes with cheap wallets and yea as for me, i dont have a wallet for a 12 years old mine is around a 6 to 7 years old kids wallet. YOu say you hate biotches that dress up nice and dont have a nice wallet why does it matter ?? i mean thats your opinion i respect that but really does it matter ?? If he does have a nice wallet does he even have money in it ???? A foo with a nice wallet and NO MONEY is just plain STUPID and a Window shopper. and a POSER !!! so ill rather have a cheap wallet and get things that matter..Like food and things for my family. I see niggaz with like LV wallet Coach and like buys food at jack In the box or some cheap restaurant and have to ask there friends to spot them with food. WOW now Those are fools you should hate. And even with a cheap a wallet i can still get what i want get my girl a $750 dollar purse or like a 1500 dollar dog.. I might have a cheap wallet but yea like how that song goes.. " I got money in bank shwaty what u drank". So yea to all them boyz with cheap wallets keep on hustlin !!!!!" - terrence

hahaha.. i never said that u need to get an expensive ass wallet.. i just said that they should get a wallet thats age appropriate.. i mean honestly.. is that such a hard thing to do.. and yes this is just my oppinion.. it doesnt bother me if i offent people.. hahah. .jk jk.. but it is my opinion.. im just voucin git out..

i want these..

Hiroshi

dammit.. i was browsin the net and i came accross these.. damn.. i want them.. i dont know where to pick these up at though.. dammit.. 

Help!

Don't be Mr. Broke-ass-weak-shit boyfriend

About a week ago I was buying some food at a Teriyaki Chicken place. Upon entering there was a couple in line in front of me. The girl was dressed in sweats, (it was a pretty cold day) and kind of bummy looking and the dude was in typical "hypebeast" attire. (54/50 hat, random "trendy" t-shirt, bright colored sneakers and whathaveyou.) Anyways they order their food and the mexican dude at the counter rings them up. The total came out to $10.36. The girl looks in her wallet and she only has a $10. She looks over to the bf and goes, "Babe, do you have 35 cents?"

Dude replies, "No I don't have any money."

I'm thinking man what a weak ass mofo. He's all decked out in his hypebeast shit, which I know isn't all that cheap but he doesn't even have a dollar to give to his girl, who, I don't even know why is buying him food in the first place. WEAK!

So... because they didn't have enough cash the girl had to end up paying with her card. To add insult to injury, she also had to pay $1.50 surcharge to use a card at that place.

I step up and order my food then go outside to have a smoke meanwhile their food comes out. The girl had like a little tiny chicken & rice bowl while the dude had a big ass combo plate and a drink. WTF. What a weak little biotch. You're broke, but you got nice clothes on and you make your girl pay for your food when she's not even eating that much, cause well probably because your shit cost so much that she had to get a smaller portion because your weak/fat ass ordered something so expensive. I can't stand guys like that. What happened to men? All I see nowwadays are BOYS. Weakshit little boys who can't handle their shit. Get yourself a fucking job. Don't even get a girl if you can't treat her right.

Ladies, don't take this shit. I know, I know, now all you feminists are all going to be on my ass about this. Who cares.

I think "men" should be able to provide for their woman. Plain and simple. I'm not against letting the woman pay but the guy's always gotta have their shit together. If your woman doesn't have enough money to pay, it's expected that you should.

Final words: Don't be Mr. Hypebeast I try too hard to impress but really I'm a broke ass weak sauce mofo who can't even pay for my own food, in fact I don't even have 36-cents to my name boyfriend guy.

Dressed up..

  is it just me or does it bother you too when you see some one thats dressed up, in say a formal attire.. and then  you see them pay for something to eat, drink and etc.. they pull out a wallet that a 12 year old kiid would have.. like a cheap lil wallet with stoooopid ass prints on it.. thats soooo fukken stooopid. god damn.. that shit annoys the shit out of me..

i mean seriously.. if ur in an upscale get up.. u should have a wallet thats upscale too right?

shit!!

the Ex..

   why is it that after the relationship is over.. u tend to go look back to that persons myspace or wat have you.. i just did that this evening.. fukk.. i dont noe why but i felt weird lookin at her page.. finding out that she has a new BF.. i dont know.. i think that its just the initial shock of it.. i should be over it by the moring.. but damn.. i just feels weird.. 

fuck that she still owes me a new camera..

Dave & Busters fails me.

Damn you Dave & Busters for serving beer that has gone bad. I couldn't even drink half my beer because it tasted like rust. And damn your flaming bartender man for not bringing us our miniburgers you douche. I'm over D&B.

Don't be the backseat bitch.

The other day I was walking down Main Street in HB when I noticed a Porsche roll by. As it passed I looked and saw that there were 3 dudes in there. 2 in the front and one dude scrunched up in the backseat with his head almost pressed against the window because there's no room in the back of a car with 2+2 seating. I know it's a porsche Guy and I'm sure you 3 are trying to roll around and pick up chicks but you look like a douche in the back. Don't be a douche.