Don't be the backseat bitch.

The other day I was walking down Main Street in HB when I noticed a Porsche roll by. As it passed I looked and saw that there were 3 dudes in there. 2 in the front and one dude scrunched up in the backseat with his head almost pressed against the window because there's no room in the back of a car with 2+2 seating. I know it's a porsche Guy and I'm sure you 3 are trying to roll around and pick up chicks but you look like a douche in the back. Don't be a douche.