Don't be Mr. Broke-ass-weak-shit boyfriend

About a week ago I was buying some food at a Teriyaki Chicken place. Upon entering there was a couple in line in front of me. The girl was dressed in sweats, (it was a pretty cold day) and kind of bummy looking and the dude was in typical "hypebeast" attire. (54/50 hat, random "trendy" t-shirt, bright colored sneakers and whathaveyou.) Anyways they order their food and the mexican dude at the counter rings them up. The total came out to $10.36. The girl looks in her wallet and she only has a $10. She looks over to the bf and goes, "Babe, do you have 35 cents?"

Dude replies, "No I don't have any money."

I'm thinking man what a weak ass mofo. He's all decked out in his hypebeast shit, which I know isn't all that cheap but he doesn't even have a dollar to give to his girl, who, I don't even know why is buying him food in the first place. WEAK!

So... because they didn't have enough cash the girl had to end up paying with her card. To add insult to injury, she also had to pay $1.50 surcharge to use a card at that place.

I step up and order my food then go outside to have a smoke meanwhile their food comes out. The girl had like a little tiny chicken & rice bowl while the dude had a big ass combo plate and a drink. WTF. What a weak little biotch. You're broke, but you got nice clothes on and you make your girl pay for your food when she's not even eating that much, cause well probably because your shit cost so much that she had to get a smaller portion because your weak/fat ass ordered something so expensive. I can't stand guys like that. What happened to men? All I see nowwadays are BOYS. Weakshit little boys who can't handle their shit. Get yourself a fucking job. Don't even get a girl if you can't treat her right.

Ladies, don't take this shit. I know, I know, now all you feminists are all going to be on my ass about this. Who cares.

I think "men" should be able to provide for their woman. Plain and simple. I'm not against letting the woman pay but the guy's always gotta have their shit together. If your woman doesn't have enough money to pay, it's expected that you should.

Final words: Don't be Mr. Hypebeast I try too hard to impress but really I'm a broke ass weak sauce mofo who can't even pay for my own food, in fact I don't even have 36-cents to my name boyfriend guy.